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WE WOULD LIKE YOUR UNDIVIDED
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ATTENTION. ONCE MORE, PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS SO WE CAN BEGIN OUR PROGRAM. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE ARE NOW READY FOR THE MAIN EVENT OF THIS 92ND...
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IS AN EXAMPLE OF THE COMPOUNT ORGANIZATION HERE IN THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS ROOM. JESSICA -- >> I'M GETTING SUPPLIES. WE KEEP THEM UNDER THE DESK. WE...
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| 00:04:57 |
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NEED TO FAX, IT'S JUST -- CAN YOU PUSH ME? OVER THIS WAY, RIGHT HERE. >> NOTHING TO IT. >> IT'S VERY SIMPLE. >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE WILL BE --...
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MISS IT. I WILL MISS ESPECIALLY
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| 00:05:26 |
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THE ERGONOMICS. WON'T YOU MISS THAT. IT
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IS SO FINELY TUNED IN HERE. IT REMINDS ME OF FLYING COACH BECAUSE I HAVE ABOUT AS MUCH
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| 00:05:35 |
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ROOM AS THE TRAY TABLE IN THE BACK OF
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| 00:05:37 |
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THE BUS WHEN YOU'RE FLYING A DISCOUNT AIRLINERS. I HAVE MY KEYBOARD RIGHT HERE, USUALLY MY LUNCH IS RIGHT HERE AS WELL
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AND WHEN I HAVE TO ANSWER THE PHONE I HAVE TO DRAG IT OVER THE TOP OF THE SCREEN TO TRY TO TALK TO SOURCES. >> STEVE HOLLAND, YOU LOOKING FORWARD...
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MAP OF THE MIDDLE EAST, WHICH NEVER SEEMS IRRELEVANT THESE DAYS. R >> AND RIGHT HERE, BENEATH THE ELECTERN AND PODIUM -- THE TRAP DOOR LEADING DOWN...
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| 00:06:40 |
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EVERY MORNING. A WINDOW. JUST A NIRKSE SMALL WINDOW, CURTAINS, FLOWER BOX. GOOD MORNING, MR. PRESIDENT. >> MAYBE HE WOULD TAKE QUESTIONS. >> EVERY MORNING...
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HERE FOR 25, 25 YEARS. TERRY, WILL THE COLLECTION OF TIES COME BACK IN THE NEW SPACE? >> WELL, BILL, YOU HAVE IDENTIFIED THIS FROM THE CENTER
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| 00:07:08 |
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OF THE UNIVERSE. BUT WHAT YOU SEE IS THE
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| 00:07:10 |
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RESULT OF A GLOBAL SEARCH FOR
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THE WORLD'S FINEST TIES. THEY COST AS MUCH AS $1 A PIECE. >> YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT THIS QUALITY CORNER OF THE WORLD OF JOURNALISM? >> SQUALOR
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| 00:07:23 |
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BUT WE CALL IT HOME. MY FEAR HAS ALWAYS BEEN IF THE GOOD PEOPLE OF MERGE AND WISDOM SAW THIS PLACE AND WAS PUT UP TO A VOTE, THEY WOULD DECIDE IT'S NICER...
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FEWER VOTE. >> GLAMOROUS, JUST DRIPPING.
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| 00:07:44 |
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THE MOST IMPRESSIVE THING ABOUT WORKING AT THE WHITE HOUSE, I WAS TOTALLY UNPREPARED FOR, NO PLACE TO GET FOOD. HOWEVER, THERE ARE THREE BATHROOMS. DO...
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| 00:08:03 |
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BILL. >> HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS PLACE? >> THIS BOOTH? >> YOU THINK YOU CAN GET SOMETHING BETTER THE NEXT TIME AROUND. >> MY FAVORITE OF THE BOOTH IS THIS...
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| 00:08:17 |
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A RATHER SMALL GERMENT FACTORY. WITHOUT THIS I DON'T THINK ANY OF US WOULD STILL BE ALIVE. >> AND IN THE NEW WHITE HOUSE PRESS ROOM, THERE
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| 00:08:23 |
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WILL BE
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| 00:08:24 |
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UPDATED COMMUNICATIONS EQUIPMENT,
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| 00:08:25 |
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MUCH LIKE
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| 00:08:26 |
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THIS. HELLO, GET ME
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| 00:08:29 |
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REWRITE. AND PM PEOPLE DON'T KNOW IT, THERE'S AN EVEN TINIER SET OF DUNNTH-LIKE ROOMS BELOW THE PRESS ROOM. CNN LIVES DOWN
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| 00:08:42 |
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HERE. SUSAN, WHAT ARE YOU HOPING FOR WHEN YOU FINALLY GET NEW QUARTERS? >> YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO, TAKE THIS VERY NASTY VITAMIN COCKTAIL EVERY...
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| 00:09:06 |
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HERE TEMPORARILY IN HOPES OF SOMETHING BETTER? >> WE LIVE LIKE RATS DOWN HERE, BILL, AS I THINK YOU KNOW. AS A MATTER OF FACT, RATS HAVE BEEN SEEN...
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| 00:09:24 |
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GENEVA CONVENTION SPECIFICALLY FORBIDS LOCKING PEOPLE KNOOP SMALL CLOZZESTS LIKE THIS FOR YEARS AT A TIME. >> WE ARE HOPING FOR NEW
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| 00:09:31 |
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FURNITURE IN THE REFURRISHED PRESS ROOM BUT HISTORIC PRESIDENTRATION LAWS PROBABLY DICTATE THIS NEEDS TO BE PRESERVED JUST EXACTLY AS IT IS FOR FUTURE...
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| 00:09:50 |
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REBUILD IT, THEY FANCY IT UP, REFURBISH IT AND WE COME BACK IF, AND IF WE COME BACK IN, IT WILL BE A MESS AGAIN IN A FEW DAYS AND WEEKS. WE ARE THE...
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| 00:10:04 |
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NAME. >> WILL YOU FEEL WHEN YOU'RE GONE FROM HERE YOU HAVE GIVEN UP SOMETHING SPECIAL? >> HELL NO. LOOK AT THIS. WE LIVE IN A CLOSET. ON A GOOD DAY...
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| 00:10:27 |
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WE SAY GOODBYE TO OUR FEDERALLY
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| 00:10:30 |
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FUNDED WORK SPACE. OF COURSE, THE ADMINISTRATION HAS PROMISED US IT WILL BE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. YOU DON'T REALLY EXPECT US TO BELIEVE THAT, DO...
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MANY THANKS TO BILL PLANTE OF CBS FOR THAT REMARKABLE VIDEO CHORE. BY THE WAY, THE CON TRARIAN BILL FROM BILL'S CBS COLLEAGUE MARK KNOLLER WAS ACTUALLY...
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| 00:11:11 |
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PICTURE OF "EXTREME MAKEOVER WHITE HOUSE EDITION." AT NEXT YEAR'S DINNER, WE WILL BE READY TO SHOW YOU THE AFTER PICTURE. OR SO THAT IS WHAT THE...
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| 00:12:09 |
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TONIGHT. THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS ASSOCIATION SCHOLARSHIP PROGRAM IS DESIGNED FOR COLLEGE-BOUND HOIG SCHOOL SENIORS WHO DEMONSTRATED LEADERSHIP,...
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ABC. >> THANK YOU. MR. PRESIDENT, TWO DAYS AGO YOU SAW FOR YOURSELF HOW THE GULF COAST IS RECOVERING FROM HURRICANE KATRINA'S STORMS LAST YEAR. TONIGHT...
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| 00:15:36 |
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ORLEANS "TIMES PICK UNE" STAFFERS WERE CHRONICLERS OF THE DISASTER AND THEY WERE ITS VICTIMS. DESPITE PERSONAL LOSSES, THE NEWSPAPER INSISTED ON CONTINUING...
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| 00:18:38 |
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NEWS. >> TONIGHT WE OWE A DEBT OF GRATITUDE FOR OUR JUDGES FOR THESE AWARDS, COORDINATED BY THE ASSISTANCE DEAN OF THE SCHOOL OF JOURNALISM AT THE NORTHWESTERN...
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REPORTING, A PROFILE OF SOMEBODY NAMED MICHAEL GERSON, TRACING CHRISTIANS AND AMERICAN POLITICS FINE REPORTING THE JUDGES SAID, WRITTEN WITH CLARITY,...
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| 00:20:22 |
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AS HOST OF "WASHINGTON JOURNAL." BUT THAT IS JUST ONE OF MANY HATS HE WEARS. HE'S ALSO CHIEF WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT, SENIOR EXECUTIVE PRODUCER...
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SHE MIGHT BELIEVE SOME OF IT. THANK YOU ALL. WE'LL HEAR FROM FORMER
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| 00:21:48 |
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PRESIDENTS LATER THIS EVENING, BUT WHAT CAN WE SAY WITH YOUR OBSERVATION PRESIDENT. MARK SMITH HAS SET A NEW STANDARD, AND NOBODY HAS WORKED HARDER....
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ROOM. MR. PRESIDENT, STARTING MONDAY THIS IS WHAT IT WILL LOOK LIKE. [LAUGHTER] >> TONIGHT IS AN EVENING FOR US TO SHARE A FEW LAUGHS AND PUT ASIDE...
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| 00:23:50 |
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LARGE FAMILY. PRESIDENT AND MRS. BUSH, YOU KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT RAISING TWINS AND I WOULD LIKE TO RECOGNIZE MY MOTHER OF ALL THOSE CHILDREN, BETTY...
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| 00:24:52 |
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STYLE. SO IF WE COULD, LET'S ROLL THE TAPE. >> LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT. >> NBC "SATURDAY NIGHT. >> YOU'VE TAKEN ALL MY -- >> I CAN'T...
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| 00:25:22 |
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THE WAY TO THE PRESIDENT IS TO START OUT
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| 00:25:28 |
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WITH MR. ROGERS, IT'S A
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BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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| 00:25:32 |
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THEN YOU ADD JOHN WAYNE, HERE WE GO, LET'S GO OVER -- PUT THEM TOGETHER AND YOU HAVE GEORGE HERBERT WALKER
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| 00:25:47 |
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BUSH. NOW, I DID USE THE HAND. THE THERE'S A LOT OF DIFFERENT GESTURES THAT HE USES. THE FIRST ONE I NOTICED WAS AT HITCHHIKER THIS ONE. THEN THE...
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| 00:26:40 |
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TOGETHER, TOGETHER WE GIVE HOPE TO GRAY-HAIRED, CHUNKY BABY BOOMERS EVERYWHERE. [LAUGHTER] >>
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| 00:26:53 |
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WITH THE VICE PRESIDENT AND THE FIRST LADY OUT ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL, THINGS AREN'T AS EXCITING AS THEY USED TO BE
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| 00:27:01 |
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AROUND HERE. IN FACT, IT'S STARTING TO WIND DOWN. >> THERE'S BIPARTISAN SUPPORT IN CONGRESS AND IT MEETS THE PRINCIPLES I SET OUT IN MY STATE OF THE...
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| 00:27:15 |
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IT. OK. ANY QUESTIONS? [LAUGHTER] >> HELEN? >> ARE YOU
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| 00:27:25 |
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STILL HERE? >> MR. PRESIDENT, I'M SURE YOU'RE AWARE, SIR OF THE TREMENDOUS MAIL RESPONSE THAT YOUR NEWS CONFERENCE ON TELEVISION RADIO HAS PRODUCED....
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| 00:27:43 |
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BELIEVE THAT IN OUR MANNER OF QUESTIONING OR SEEKING
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| 00:27:48 |
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YOUR ATTENTION,
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| 00:27:50 |
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THAT WE'RE SUBJECTING YOU TO SOME ABUSE OR A LACK OF RESPECT. I WONDER, IF YOU CAN TELL US YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT YOUR PRESS CONFERENCES TO DATE AND...
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| 00:28:25 |
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WHY YOU FIND IT NECESSARY TO PRACTICE IT? >> YOU ARE CHARGING
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| 00:28:33 |
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US WITH SOMETHING -- YOU'RE ASKING ME TO DEFINE WHAT IT IS YOU'RE CHARGING ME WITH? LET ME JUST SAY, WE'VE HAD VERY LIMITED SUCCESS IN MANAGING THE...
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| 00:28:53 |
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TO. >> ARE YOU ASKING ME? >> YES. >> WELL, I DON'T BELIEVE IN MANAGED NEWS AT ALL. I THINK WE OUGHT TO GET EVERYTHING WE WANT. >> I'M FOR THAT. [LAUGHTER]...
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| 00:29:14 |
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TED, RECENTLY ON
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| 00:29:15 |
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TELEVISION SAID
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| 00:29:16 |
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THAT AFTER SEEING THE CARES OF OFFICE ON YOU, HE WASN'T SURE IF HE'D BE INTERESTED IN BEING
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| 00:29:24 |
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PRESIDENT. IF YOU HAD TO DO IT TO DO OVER AGAIN, WOULD YOU WORK FOR THE PRESIDENCY AND WOULD YOU RECOMMEND THE JOB FOR OTHERS? >> THE ANSWER TO...
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| 00:29:33 |
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IS YES, AND NO, I DON'T RECOMMEND IT TO OTHERS. AT LEAST FOR A WHILE. >> AND ANOTHER OCCASION I REMEMBER -- WELL, I GUESS YOU WERE MORE ACCURATE, I DID...
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| 00:29:53 |
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KNOW THAT IT WAS ONLY AFTER A QUESTION FROM SARAH MCLINDA. [LAUGHTER] >>
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| 00:30:00 |
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AND SHE JUMPED UP BEHIND THE WEEDS UP THERE ON THE GOLF COURSE -- MAYBE IT WASN'T A GOLF COURSE, BUT IT WAS A GRASSY AREA NEAR THE BETHESDA HOSPITAL...
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| 00:30:25 |
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I'M NOT UNMINDFUL OF HOW YOU MUST FEEL, AND I WAS THINKING, AS THE MUSIC WAS LEADING, ABOUT A STORY THAT OCCURRED DOWN IN MY OWN HILLS OF TEXAS, WHEN...
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| 00:30:54 |
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IN HIS HEARING, AND HE WENT TO THE DOCTOR, AND THE DOCTOR EXAMINED HIM CAREFULLY AND SAID, WELL, HOW MUCH ARE YOU DRINKING THESE DAYS? AND HE SAID...
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| 00:32:04 |
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THANKS FOR INVITING
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| 00:32:06 |
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ME. I AM SORRY LAURA COULDN'T BE HERE. AND I'M SORRY SECRETARY RUMSFELD'S NOT HERE, EITHER. THE GUY CONSTANTLY SURPRISES ME. DO YOU KNOW WHAT RUMMY'S...
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| 00:32:27 |
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IS? "QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY." [LAUGHTER] >> GEORGE ALWAYS SAYS HE'S DELIGHTED TO COME TO THESE PRESS DINNERS. BOLOGNA. [LAUGHTER] HE'S USUALLY...
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| 00:32:59 |
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IN THE WORLD, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO STAY UP LATER. [LAUGHTER] >> NANCY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ME UP
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| 00:33:16 |
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HERE? [APPLAUSE] >> I KNOW IT'S GETTING LATE, DEAR, BUT IT'S NOT OFTEN WE HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE WHO HAVE
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| 00:33:26 |
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WRITTEN ABOUT US AND BROADCAST ABOUT US, ALL TOGETHER ONE ROOM LIKE THIS, AND I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO SAY A FEW NICE WORDS FOR THEM. [LAUGHTER]...
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| 00:33:42 |
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A FRIENDLY LITTLE GREETING WOULD DO. [LAUGHTER] >> HOW ABOUT JUST A WORD OR TWO, SOMETHING FRIENDLY? EVEN ONE KIND WORD? >> I'M THINKING. I'M THINKING....
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| 00:33:59 |
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THE STORY OF THE FELLOW HERE A WHILE AGO WAS RUNNING FOR CONGRESS AS A REPUBLICAN, HE STOPPED BY A FARM TO DO SOME CAMPAIGNING AND WHEN THE FARMER HEARD...
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| 00:34:11 |
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JAW DROPPED AND HE SAID WAIT RIGHT HERE, WHILE I GET MA, SHE'S NEVER
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| 00:34:16 |
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SEEN A REPUBLICAN BEFORE. SO HE GOT MA AND
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| 00:34:19 |
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THE CANDIDATE LOOKED FOR A PODIUM, AND THE ONLY THING HE COULD FIND IS THE PILE OF THE STUFF BEST TRUMAN TOOK 35 YEARS TO GET HARRY TO CALL FERTILIZER....
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| 00:35:15 |
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MUCH. >> THANK YOU, STEVE, FOR YOUR MOST GRACIOUS WORDS. WE'VE GOT A LOT ON OUR PLATE THIS YEAR. IT IS GRATIFYING TO KNOW THAT WORK IS IN SUCH CAPABLE...
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| 00:35:45 |
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ME, DESPITE THE CRACK BERRY ADDICT I HAVE BECOME, MY WIFE AND MY DAUGHTERS. YOUR SUPPORT THIS YEAR HAS BEEN ATALISMAN FOR ME. THE OTHER IS THIS ORGANIZATION'S...
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| 00:36:45 |
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THE LEFT PUTTY IN THE ADMINISTRATION'S HANDS. WE HAVE BEEN CALLED BUSH'S TRAINED DOGS. AT THE SAME TIME THE RIGHT HAS ACCUSED US OF RELENTLESS NEGATIVITY,...
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| 00:38:57 |
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DANG PRESS DINNERS. COULD BE HOME ASLEEP, LITTLE BARNEY CURLED UP AT MY FEET. BUT NO,
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| 00:39:06 |
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I'VE GOT TO PRETEND I LIKE BEING HERE. [LAUGHTER] THE MEDIA REALLY TICKS ME OFF. THE WAY THEY TRY TO EMBARRASS ME BY NOT EDITING WHAT I SAY. [LAUGHTER]...
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| 00:39:53 |
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| 00:39:58 |
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MOUCHO HOT. [LAUGHTER] >>
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| 00:40:08 |
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AS YOU
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| 00:40:09 |
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KNOW, I ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO THESE DINNERS. >> IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF MEDIA TYPES. HOLLYWOOD LIBERALS, DEMOCRATS LIKE JOE BIDEN. HOW COME I CAN'T HAVE...
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| 00:40:26 |
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LIKE ME? [LAUGHTER] >>
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| 00:40:31 |
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| 00:40:36 |
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THE ONLY THING MISSING IS HILLARY CLINTON SITTING IN THE FRONT ROW, ROLLING HER EYES. [LAUGHTER] >> THERE'S GOT TO BE A FRIENDLY FACE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE....
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| 00:40:59 |
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THERE'S JUSTICE ALITO. HEY, BOYS. [LAUGHTER] >> BET IT FEELS GOOD TO BE OUT FROM UNDER THOSE ROBES. TOGA! TOGA!
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| 00:41:12 |
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TOGA! [LAUGHTER] >> THERE'S ALEX DEGREE BECK OF JEOPARDY. THAT BOY'S SMART. [LAUGHTER] HE KNOWS A LOT. MAYBE I SHOULD
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| 00:41:26 |
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PUT HIM ON THE SUPREME COURT. [LAUGHTER] >> LET'S SEE THE DEMOCRATS BLOCK THAT ONE. >> YOU KNOW, IT'S GOOD TO SEE SO MANY INFLUENTIAL GUESTS HERE
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| 00:41:40 |
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TONIGHT, JUSTICE SCALIA, JUSTICE ALITO. >> YEAH, ALL THE USUAL SUSPECTS. SPEAKING OF SUSPECTS, WHERE'S THE GREAT WHITE
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| 00:41:51 |
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HUNTER. ? >> I'M SORRY VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY COULDN'T
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| 00:41:55 |
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BE HERE TONIGHT. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> I AGREE WITH THE PRESS THAT DICK WAS A LITTLE LATE REPORTING THAT HUNTING EPISODE DOWN IN
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| 00:42:05 |
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TEXAS. IN FACT, I DIDN'T KNOW A THING ABOUT IT UNTIL I SAW HIM ON "AMERICA'S MOST WANTED." >> CHENEY, WHAT
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| 00:42:14 |
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A GOOFBALL. [LAUGHTER] >> SHOT THE ONLY TRIAL LAWYER IN THE COUNTRY WHO'S
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| 00:42:19 |
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FOR ME. [LAUGHTER] >> YOU REPORTERS WOULD GO NUTS IF YOU KNEW THE TRUE STORY. HE WAS AS DRUNK AS A SKUNK. [LAUGHTER] >>
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| 00:42:35 |
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| 00:42:37 |
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ON ONE BEER. LITE BEER. PEOPLE WERE DUCKING AND DIVING FOR COVER. I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN THERE. I SAW
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| 00:42:48 |
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HIM WALKING DOWN THE HALLWAY THE OTHER DAY AND LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID "DON'T SHOOT." [LAUGHTER] >> YOU SEE, PEOPLE DON'T SEE THE FUN SIDE
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| 00:43:00 |
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OF DICK. >> BUT DICK'S A GOOD MAN. HE HAS A GOOD HEART -- WELL, HE'S A GOOD MAN. [LAUGHTER] >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M FEELING CHIPPER TONIGHT. I...
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| 00:43:18 |
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HOUSE SHAKEUP. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] >>
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| 00:43:23 |
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SO I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOME SERIOUS ISSUES, SUCH AS -- >>
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| 00:43:33 |
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OK. HERE IT COMES. NUCLEAR PROLIFERATION. NUCLEAR PROLIFERATION. NUCLEAR PROLIFERATION. >>
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| 00:43:49 |
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| 00:43:54 |
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NUKLEAR PRO LIBERATION. >> LET'S GIVE THIS A TRY. WE MUST ENHANCE NONCOMPLIANCE PROTOCOLS. SANCTION NOT ONLY IAEA FORMAL SESSIONS, BUT THROUGH INTERSESSIONAL...
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| 00:44:21 |
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ENHANCE NONCOMPLIANCE PROTOCOLS,
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| 00:44:24 |
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SANCTION NOT ONLY AT EIEIO FORMAL SESSION. BUT THROUGH INTERSECTIONUAL CONDUCT. [LAUGHTER] >>
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| 00:44:41 |
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NAILED IT. [LAUGHTER] >> SEE, I'M AN ACTIVIST. I OBJECT TO THOSE STORIES THAT SAY I'M A LAME DUCK. I'M NOT A LAME DUCK, I'M A SPRINTING DUCK. ...
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| 00:45:09 |
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WORLD DUCK. AND I'LL CONTINUE TO SPREAD OUR AGENDA GLOBALLY AND AROUND THE WORLD, AS WELL AS
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| 00:45:17 |
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INTERNATIONALLY. [LAUGHTER] >> SOME OF MY CRITICS IN THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY CALL ME ARROGANT. I WILL NOT EVEN HONOR THAT WITH A RESPONSE. SCREW...
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| 00:45:44 |
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SOME RHETORICAL ELOQUENCE. >> MY FRIENDS, OUR PURPLE MOUNTAINS WITH RAMPARTS RED GLARE, WHITE WITH FOAM AND JUSTICE FOR ALL, FRUITY PLAINS, GAL ANTLY...
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| 00:46:01 |
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SHINING CITY ON A SHINING HILL, ABOVE A SHINING PRAIRIE AND MAYBE SOME SHINY TREES AND A FEW SHRUBS, I
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| 00:46:09 |
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SEE A SHINY AMERICA. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> YES, MY FELLOW AMERICANS, IN THE WORDS OF SIGMUND FREUD, I HAVE A DREAM. [LAUGHTER] >> AND ONE OF THOSE...
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| 00:46:39 |
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OUT ON TOUR OF THE CHINESE COUNTRYSIDE, WITH THE CHINESE PREMIER, DEBE A LOW. I LOAD HIM STRAIGHT IN
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| 00:46:50 |
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THE EYE AND I SAID, PLPT, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL." [LAUGHTER] J YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIS FACE. [LAUGHTER] >> I LOVE AMERICA. BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF...
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| 00:47:32 |
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YOU SEE, IT'S LIKE THIS HERE. WE CAN ALL COME TOGETHER. HERE'S A VISUAL, SEE THERE, LOOK THERE. THERE'S THE CHURCH. AND THERE'S THE STEEPLE. ON...
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| 00:47:50 |
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WIGGLING, THERE'S ME AND SENATOR KENNEDY ON THE FRONT
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| 00:47:54 |
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ROW. >> I COULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT BETTER MYSELF. [LAUGHTER] >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT RUGGEDLY GOOD-LOOKING GUY RIGHT THERE IS STEVE BRIDGES. [APPLAUSE]...
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| 00:48:15 |
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TALENT. IN FACT, STEVE DID ALL MY DEBATES WITH SENATOR KERRY. [LAUGHTER] >>
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| 00:48:20 |
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HE'S DONE MOVE MY NEWS CONFERENCES. STEVE, I HAVE TO SAY YOU COULD HAVE DONE A LITTLE BETTER IN THE DEBATES. I WANT TO THANK STEVE FOR ACCEPTING MY...
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| 00:48:35 |
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FUN EVENING. AS MOST OF MY PREDECESSORS HAVE KNOWN, IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO BE ABLE TO LAUGH IN THIS JOB, AND I THANK YOU FOR GIVING US THE CHANCE
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| 00:48:45 |
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TO LAUGH TONIGHT. I HAVE ONE MORE THING I WANT TO SHARE WITH YOU ON MY MIND, SOMETHING THAT'S NEVER FAR FROM MY MIND. GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS. GOD BLESS...
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| 00:49:58 |
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LAST YEAR. HE'S SHOWN AMERICA HE'S NOT ONLY FUNNY, BUT FEARLESS, HE WILL DEFEND THE TRUTH WHETHER OR NOT IT IS UNDER ATTACK AND HE WILL STAND UP FOR WHAT...
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| 00:51:41 |
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WOW, WOW, WHAT AN HONOR. THE WHITE HOUSE SORNEDENTS' DINNER. TO JUST SIT HERE, AT THE SAME TABLE WITH MY HERO, GEORGE W. BUSH, TO BE THIS CLOSE...
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| 00:52:28 |
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COCKTAIL. MCSMITH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE PRESS CORPS, MR. PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY, MY NAME IS STEPHEN COLBERT AND IT'S MY PRIVILEGE TONIGHT...
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| 00:53:41 |
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IT THE NO FACT ZONE. FOX NEWS, I OWN THE COPYRIGHT ON THAT TERM. [LAUGHTER] I'M A SIMPLE MAN WITH A SIMPLE MIND, WITH A SIMPLE SET OF BELIEFS THAT...
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| 00:55:26 |
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RELIGION, BE IT HINDU, JEWISH OR MUSLIM. I BELIEVE OUR INFINITE PATHS TO ACCEPTING JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR PERSONAL SAVIOR. [LAUGHTER] >> LADIES AND...
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| 00:56:00 |
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APPROVAL RATING. BUT GUYS LIKE US, WE DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE POLLS. WE KNOW THAT POLLS ARE JUST A COLLECTION OF STATISTICS THAT REFLECT WHAT PEOPLE...
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| 00:56:41 |
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THERE'S STILL SOME LIQUID IN THAT GLASS IS MY POINT, BUT I WOULDN'T DRINK IT. [LAUGHTER] >> THE LAST THIRD IS USUALLY BACKWASH. FOLKS, MY POINT IS THAT...
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| 00:57:12 |
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AND APOLLO CREED IS EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD. IT'S THE 10TH ROUND. HE'S BLOODIED, HIS CORNERMAN, MIC, WHO IN THIS CASE WOULD BE THE VICE PRESIDENT,...
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| 01:00:56 |
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THEY'RE SUPERDEPRESSING. [LAUGHTER] >> AND IF THAT'S YOUR GOAL, WELL, MISERY ACCOMPLISHED. OVER THE LAST FIVE YEARS YOU
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| 01:01:04 |
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PEOPLE WERE SO GOOD OVER TAX CUTS, W.M.D. INTELLIGENCE, THE AFFECT OF GLOBAL WARMS. WE AMERICANS DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW, AND YOU HAD THE COURTESY NOT TO...
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| 01:01:20 |
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AS FAR AS WE KNEW. BUT, LISTEN, LET'S REVIEW THE RULES. HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. THE PRESIDENT MAKES DECISIONS, HE'S THE DECIDER. THE PRESS SECRETARY...
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| 01:02:25 |
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METAPHOR. THISED A SMGS NOT SINKING. THIS ADMINISTRATION IS SOARING. IF ANYTHING, THEY ARE REARRANGING THE DECK CHAIRS ON THE BEHINDEN BURG. [LAUGHTER]...
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| 01:03:07 |
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HIM. AND I MEAN BUMP HIM. I KNOW A GUY. SAY THE WORD. [LAUGHTER] >> SEE WHO WE'VE GOT HERE TONIGHT. GENERAL MOWSLY, AIR FORCE CHIEF OF STAFF. GENERAL...
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| 01:03:39 |
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HANDLE THESE RETIRED GENERALS CAUSING ALL THIS TROUBLE, DON'T LET THEM RETIRE. C'MON, WE'VE GOT A STOP LOSS PROGRAM, LET'S USE IT ON THESE GUYS....
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| 01:04:43 |
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FANTASTIC. HOW ARE YOU? [LAUGHTER] >>
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| 01:04:56 |
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JUDGE MACIS HERE. JOHN MCCAIN JOHN MCCAIN. WHAT A MAVERICK. SOMEBODY FIND OUT WHAT FORK HE USED ON HIS SALAD, BECAUSE I GUARANTEE YOU WASN'T A SALAD...
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| 01:05:26 |
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WHEN YOU GO TO SPEAK AT BOB JONES UNIVERSITY. SO GLAD YOU'VE SEEN THE LIGHT. MAYOR NAGIN IS HERE FROM NEW ORLEANS, THE CHOCOLATE CITY. YEAH, GIVE...
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| 01:06:15 |
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BROUGHT ALONG HIS LOVELY WIFE VALERIE PLAME. OH, MY GOD! [APPLAUSE] >> OH, WHAT HAVE I SAID. I AM SORRY, MR. PRESIDENT, I MEANT TO SAY HE BROUGHT...
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| 01:06:47 |
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TONY SNOW. SECRET SERVICE NAME, SNOW JOB. WHAT A HERO, TOOK THE SECOND TOUGHEST JOB IN GOVERNMENT, NEXT TO, OF COURSE, THE AMBASSADOR TO IRAQ. [LAUGHTER]...
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| 01:07:23 |
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HASN'T MADE THE DECISION TO QUICKLY, SIR. I WAS VYING FOR THE JOB. I THINK I WOULD HAVE MADE A FABULOUS PRESS SECRETARY. I HAVE NOTHING BUT CONTEMPT...
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| 01:08:22 |
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PIE. DOUBTING THOMAS, ALWAYS A PLEASURE. AND SUSAN MALMAL, HELLO. YES? >> WILL THE VICE PRESIDENT BE AVAILABLE SOON TO ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS HIMSELF?...
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| 01:08:56 |
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YOU HAPPY ABOUT THAT? >> NO, SIR, NO, SIR, MR. COLBERT,
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| 01:09:02 |
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ARE YOU? >>
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| 01:09:05 |
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LOOK, WE WOKE DAVID GREGG UP. DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION? >> DID CALIFORNIA ROVE
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| 01:09:11 |
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COMMIT A CRIME. >> NOT AT ALL. ASK HIM. KARL, PAY ATTENTION, PLEASE. >> DO YOU STAND BY YOUR STATEMENT FROM THE FALL OF 2003, WHEN YOU WERE
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| 01:09:21 |
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ASKED SPECIFICALLY ABOUT KARL AND ABRAMS AND LIBBY AND SAID I'VE GONE TO EACH
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| 01:09:27 |
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OF THOSE GENTLEMEN AND THEY TOLD ME THEY ARE NOT INVOLVED IN THIS. DO YOU STAND
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| 01:09:31 |
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BY THIS STATEMENT? >> NO, I'M JUST KIDDING. >>
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| 01:09:34 |
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YOU STOOD -- >> THAT'S WHERE
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| 01:09:37 |
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YOU'RE WRONG. NEW PODIUM. JUST HAD IT DELIVERED TODAY. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT. >> THAT IS RIDICULOUS, THE IDEA YOU'RE GOING TO STAND BEFORE US AND...
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| 01:09:53 |
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DAVID?
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| 01:09:54 |
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IF I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I CAN'T ANSWER YOUR
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| 01:09:57 |
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QUESTION. I'M SORRY. I HAVE TO MOVE ON. TERRY? >> AFTER THE INVESTIGATION BEGAN, AFTER THE CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION
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| 01:10:05 |
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WAS UNDER WAY, YOU SAID --
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| 01:10:11 |
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ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU HAVE RESPECT FOR THE SANCTITY OF THE CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION? >> NO, I NEVER HAD ANY RESPECT FOR THE SANCTITY OF A
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| 01:10:21 |
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CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION. ACTIVIST JUDGES. HELEN? >> YOU'RE GOING TO BE SORRY. [LAUGHTER] >> WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO, ASK ME FOR A RECIPE? >> YOUR DECISION...
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| 01:10:37 |
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OF AMERICANS AND IRAQIS. EVERY REASON GIVEN, PUBLICLY AT LEAST, HAS TURNED OUT IT NOT TO
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| 01:10:46 |
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BE TRUE. >> I DON'T THINK
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| 01:10:49 |
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THAT -- >> WHY QUESTION IS WHY DID YOU REALLY WANT TO GO
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| 01:10:54 |
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TO WAR? >> I'M STOPPING YOU RIGHT THERE. THAT'S ENOUGH. >> WHAT'S YOUR REAL -- >> STORY, HELEN, I'M MOVING ON. >> GUYS, NO. >> WOULD YOU TELL US...
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| 01:11:09 |
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GUYS, DON'T LET
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| 01:11:11 |
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HELEN DO THIS. >> THE PRESS CONFERENCE -- >>
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| 01:11:16 |
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I'M NOT LISTENING
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| 01:11:18 |
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TO YOU. >> DO WHAT -- >>
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| 01:11:21 |
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ALAN. I HATE
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| 01:11:24 |
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| 01:11:25 |
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YOU. I'M OUT OF
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| 01:11:28 |
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HERE. THERE IS A WALL HERE. [LAUGHTER] >>
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| 01:11:33 |
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| 01:11:35 |
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IT REEKS IN
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| 01:11:38 |
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THERE.
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| 01:11:40 |
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RIDICULOUS. I'VE NEVER
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| 01:11:41 |
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BEEN SO INSULTED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. A STUPID JOB. (music) >>
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| 01:11:59 |
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CONDI. (music) >> THANK GOD. HELP ME! >> WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, SIR? >> SHE WON'T STOP ASKING WHY ARE
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| 01:12:34 |
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WE INVADING IRAQ? >> HEY, WHY DID WE INVADE IRAQ? >> NO! (music) >>
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| 01:12:46 |
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| 01:12:51 |
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| 01:12:53 |
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| 01:12:58 |
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C'MON. (music) >>
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| 01:13:02 |
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| 01:13:19 |
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OH,. (music) >> GOT IT. OH, GOD! (music) >> C'MON! (music) >>
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| 01:13:44 |
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NO! (music) >>
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| 01:13:49 |
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NO! (music) [TRAIN
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| 01:14:01 |
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| 01:14:04 |
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COMMISSLE] WHISTLE] >>
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| 01:14:18 |
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WHAT A OFFICIAL TRIP. TAKE ME HOME. -- WHAT A TERRIBLE TRIP. TAKE ME HOME. >> BUCKLE UP. NO! (music) >>
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| 01:14:39 |
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HELEN THOMAS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. [APPLAUSE] >>
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| 01:14:48 |
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MR. SMITH, MEMBERS OF THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS' ASSOCIATION, MADAM FIRST LADY, MR. PRESIDENT, IT'S BEEN A TRUE HONOR. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD
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| 01:15:02 |
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| 01:15:12 |
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NIGHT. >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT CONCLUDES OUR PROGRAM FOR THIS EVENING. MAY I PLEASE ASK YOU TO REMAIN IN YOUR SEATS WHILE THE PRESIDENT AND FIRST...
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| 01:15:34 |
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SO THE 92ND ANNUAL CORRESPONDENTS' DINNER WRAPS UP AT THE INTERNATIONAL BALLROOM IN WASHINGTON, D.C. WE'LL GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO SEE IT AGAIN, A COUPLE...
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| 01:16:56 |
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OCCASIONS HERE ON C-SPAN. . [BACKGROUND CONVERSATION] [BACKGROUND CONVERSATION] [BACKGROUND CONVERSATION] [BACKGROUND CONVERSATION] ...
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| 01:33:37 |
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NOW, WE WILL DO THAT. WE WILL TAKE YOU BACK TO SOME OF THE EARLY ARRIVALS BETWEEN 6:00 AND 7:00 EASTERN THE GUESTS STARTED TO ARRIVE. OUR CAMERAS WERE...
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