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FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES, GOOD EVENING. I AM BRANDON ARMSTRONG OF THE ONION NEWS NETWORK, THE WORLD'S... |
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THE WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCED AN EMERGENCY SEE ECONOMIC PLAN TRADING THE BOLD RESERVES FOR CASH THEIR... |
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I GOT $583 FOR CASH4GOLD.COM. |
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FIRST, HOW MUCH AS THE GOVERNMENT EXPECT TO RECEIVE IN EXCHANGE FOR ALL OF THE GOLD? THUS OUR ESTIMATE... |
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LAWMAKERS ON BOTH SIDES OF THE AISLE EXPRESSED CONCERNS ABOUT THE PLAN TODAY. |
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THE FACT IS, THEY WANT TO KEEP THE GOLD FOR SENTIMENTAL REASONS OR BECAUSE THEY THINK IS PRETTY. THAT... |
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THE PRESIDENT AGREES THIS SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY GOOD DEAL. |
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IS THERE A CONTINGENCY PLAN IF THAT PROVES NOT TO BE THE CASE? |
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WE CAN GET THE GOLD BACK WITH THE 12 DAY GUARANTEE. IT IS CERTIFIED BY THE JEWELERS VIGILANCE COMMITTEE.... |
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YOU MISSED THAT ONE. WE WILL LEAVE THE CRITICISM FOR TOMORROW. TONIGHT, LET US APPLAUD OURSELVES.... |
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LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, TONIGHT'S DINNER CHAIR. |
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LET'S THINK THE ONION NEWS NETWORK FOR PRODUCING A SPECIAL REPORT. TONIGHT WE HAVE JULIE SMITH, WILLIAM... |
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(music) WE ARE THE ONES. WE HAVE BEEN WAITING WE ARE THE ONES WE HAVE BEEN WAITING. WE ARE THE ONES... |
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THANK YOU. |
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THANK YOU, THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. THANK YOU SO MUCH. WE'RE GOING TO HEAR MORE FROM SWEET HONEY LATER... |
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BILL HEADLINE WAS GREAT. THE GREAT THING ABOUT HIM, HE HAD THE MOST APPROPRIATE NAME FOR A JOURNALIST.... |
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TONY LEFT US NEARLY A YEAR AGO. PISSARRO IS STILL FRESH. SO ARE THE MEMORIES. WE REMEMBER TONY'S... |
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SHIRLEY WALDO WANT TALK ABOUT THIS. NO. WITH THE FUNKY MUSIC WHITE GIRL. |
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THERE WAS NEVER A DOUBT WHICH ONES MATTERED MOST. |
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I HAVE THE BEST GIFT IMAGINABLE. WHY WALK TO THE DOOR AFTER WORK, THREE YOUNGSTERS RAISED MY WAY CALLING... |
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WASHINGTON WILL NEVER BE THE SAME WITHOUT TONY SNOW. IT IS A BETTER CITY BECAUSE OF HIS LEGACY. GOD... |
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FROM NBC NEWS, THIS IS "MEET THE PRESS" WITH TIM RUSSERT. |
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TODAY, A SUBJECT THAT CONCERNS EACH AND EVERYONE OF US. YOUR POCKETBOOK. |
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I NEVER KNEW ANYONE WHO ENJOYED NEWS, WHO WAS MORE CURIOUS OR HAD MORE ENTHUSIASM ABOUT NEWS THAN... |
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EVERY SUNDAY, WE INVITE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO SHARE THEIR VIEWS WITH THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. MR. SECRETARY,... |
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IS FAIR, YES. |
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I FELT LIKE I WAS HITTING A HOME RUN OFF THE BEST PITCHER IN THE LEAGUE. |
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I HAVE NOT HAD SO MUCH SINCE MY LAST INTERROGATION. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] |
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TONIGHT, WE DEDICATE THIS DINNER TO THE HEADLINE, TONY SNOW, AND TIM RUSSERT. THESE WERE FINE JOURNALISTS.... |
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LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE COURT LATER CHAD PROGRAM OF FOX NEWS. |
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THIS IS ONE OF THE FIRST TIME TO PRESENT WHAT TO WATCH SOMEBODY FROM FOX FOR A FEW MINUTES. [APPLAUSE]... |
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THE AWARD WE PRESENT TO YOUR HONOUR'S A WOMAN WHO WAS AN ABSTRACTION TO MOST OF YOU, BUT STILL IS... |
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YOU CAN EE MIKE IN THE FOREGROUND. |
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WE HAVE 30 SECONDS. WE'RE JUST GETTING BE ASSEMBLED -- AND GETTING THE ASSEMBLED PEOPLE. HANK PAULSON,... |
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JOINING US FROM CAPITOL HILL , EXPLAIN WHERE THINGS ARE AT NOW AND WHERE WE SHOULD BE LOOKING THE... |
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WE HAVE A LOT OF MOVING PARTS. THERE IS A DRAMATIC SCENE THAT PLAYED OUT OVER THE COURSE OF THE ENTIRE... |
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MIKE, CONGRATULATIONS. |
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THANK YOU, BILL. MR. PRESIDENT. MR. WITT. DISTINGUISHED GUESTS. THIS IS KIND OF A SURPRISE. I DID... |
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CONGRATULATIONS, MIKE. SPECIAL THANKS TO BUILD PLANTS FROM CBS. -- BILL PLANTTE FROM CBS. OUR NEXT... |
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WE WANT TO START BY SAYING THAT OUR FAMILY IS SO GRATEFUL TO TIM RUSSERT. HE WAS INSTRUMENTAL IN ... |
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IN THE FALL OF 2008, GARON PRODUCED A REPORT ON A DAY OF DESPERATION FOR THOUSANDS OF REFUGEES NEAR... |
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YOU WOULD EXPECT US TO BEGIN TONIGHT'S PROGRAM ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL. THAT CAN WAIT FOR A FEW MINUTES,... |
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IT WAS THE PROMISE OF FOOD THAT BROUGHT THEM HERE, TO THE REFUGEE CAMP. AFTER WAITING FOR HELP FOR... |
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TO THE SCENE HERE NOW IS ABSOLUTELY CHAOTIC. CHILDREN ARE BEING TRAMPLED IN THE RUSH AS PEOPLE PUSHED... |
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THANK YOU. |
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YOUR WELCOME. THEY WERE TOLD THEY WERE ABLE TO CONTROL THE SITUATION. THE DESPERATION WAS SO MUCH... |
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CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR WINNER. [APPLAUSE] |
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NICOLE, CHRISTINE, AND THE, -- EVA, I'LL NEVER FORGET WHEN I WOKE UP IN THE SPRING OF 2003 AND TURNED... |
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THANK YOU. CONGRATULATIONS, ONCE AGAIN. ALSO, A SHOUT OUT FOR MIKE AT NBC. AT A SPECIAL THANKS TO... |
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THANKS, CHAD. IT IS MY PLEASURE AND HONOR TO INTRODUCE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, BARACK... |
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THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANKS TO ALL OF... |
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TO ALL OF THOSE WHO SAY THERE IS NO PLACE FOR EMPATHY ON THE BENCH, I SAY THIS. I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND... |
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THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE WITH US TONIGHT. NOW, IT IS TIME TO ENJOY THE EXPERTISE... |
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MUCH BETTER. GOOD EVENING. MY NAME IS JOHN HODGMAN. I AM A VERY FAMOUS TELEVISION PERSONALITY. THANK... |
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YOU STUMPED ME ON THAT ONE. |
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THE ANSWER IS CRON. |
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[INAUDIBLE] |
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I SEE. HAVE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY CHOSEN A CHURCH IN WHICH TO WORSHIP CRON YET? [LAUGHTER] AMERICA... |
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THANK YOU, JOHN. PLEASE GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR JOHN. [APPLAUSE] THANK YOU TO PRESIDENT OBAMA... |
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PRESIDENT OBAMA LEAVING THE TABLE THERE AT THE CONVENTION CENTER IN WASHINGTON D.C. THERE ARE SEVERAL... |
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