Dishonors Award Ceremony

Mar 19, 2009

Media Research Center

The Media Research Center held its annual gala at the Grand Hyatt Washington to roast media they feel show liberal bias with "DisHonor Awards," mock "acceptance" speeches, and video compilations. The 2009 DisHonors Awards were: The Media's Messiah Award, The Obamagasm Award, Half-Baked Alaska Award for Pummeling Palin, Dan Rather Memorial Award .. Read More
The Media Research Center held its annual gala at the Grand Hyatt Washington to roast media they feel show liberal bias with "DisHonor Awards," mock "acceptance" speeches, and video compilations. The 2009 DisHonors Awards were: The Media's Messiah Award, The Obamagasm Award, Half-Baked Alaska Award for Pummeling Palin, Dan Rather Memorial Award for the Stupidest Analysis, and 2009 Quote of the Year Award. In a serious vein, the third annual "William F. Buckley Jr. Award for Media Excellence" was presented to Brit Hume.

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00:00:43 Unidentified Speaker YES, WE CAN HAVE A LOT OF FUN TONIGHT. THAT WAS FROM THE TIMES OF LONDON NEAR READING HIS COLUMN. ...
00:07:19 Unidentified Speaker THANK YOU. BRENT BOZELL IS THE MAN. THE MEDIA CENTER DOES EXTRAORDINARY WORK. LET ME THANK ALL OF...
00:10:35 Unidentified Speaker I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT IN SPITE OF REPORTING THIS CASE, IN THIS ELECTION, THE FEELING MOST PEOPLE...
00:11:02 Unidentified Speaker YOU THOUGHT THAT THE THRILL UP THE LEG WAS THE FUN . IT WAS THE LAST LINE WHEN HE SAID THAT WAS AN...
00:13:04 Unidentified Speaker IN MANY WAYS, IT WAS LESS A SPEECH THAN A SYMPHONY. IT MOVES QUICKLY, IT HAD A HIGH TEMPLE AT TIMES....
00:13:27 Unidentified Speaker I KNOW. I KNOW. FOR OUR THIRD NOMINEE TONIGHT, WE HAVE A TWO-FOR-ONE SPECIAL. MCNBC'S KEITH OVER...
00:15:10 Unidentified Speaker FOR 42 MINUTES NOT A SOUR NOTE AND A SPELL BOMBING THREAT IN A WAY USUALLY RESERVED FOR THE CREATIONS...
00:15:47 Unidentified Speaker NO, HE INSPIRES ME. TO HELL WITH MY CRITICS. IN THE BIBLE, THEY TALK ABOUT JESUS SERVING SOME PEOPLE....
00:15:58 Unidentified Speaker ALL MY. -- OMG. THEY WANTED TO SNIFF THE COURT. TIME NOW FOR OUR WINNER. THE ENVELOPE PLEASE. THANK...
00:16:47 Unidentified Speaker IT IS PART OF REPORTING THIS CASE, THIS ELECTION, THE FEELING MOST PEOPLE GET WHEN THEY HEAR BARACK...
00:17:09 Unidentified Speaker HOW COULD IT NOT BE CHRIS MATHIS. UNFORTUNATELY, HE COULD NOT BE WITH US TONIGHT. SAD, I KNOW. HE...
00:18:29 Unidentified Speaker THANK YOU. (music) [HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD] THEY ALWAYS FORGET HUSKY MALE MODEL ON MY RESIN MADE. 10...
00:21:21 Unidentified Speaker THANK YOU. THE NATIONAL "NEWS" MEDIA COURSE -- OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM THE ELAINE A STREET MEDIA,...
00:22:35 Unidentified Speaker WHAT OF THE ATTACKS HAS MADE YOU ANGRY -- WHAT IS BEING SAID ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND THAT YOU WANT TO SHOUT...
00:22:46 Unidentified Speaker MANY OF THE ATTACKS THAT COME FROM JOHN MCCAIN'S CAMPAIGN HAVE BEEN CONDESCENDING. ARE YOU SURPRISED...
00:22:54 Unidentified Speaker HAVE YOU STOPPED TO THINK ABOUT WHAT THE OBAMA VERSION OF A SWIFT BOAT AND MIGHT BE IN THIS CAMPAIGN...
00:23:09 Unidentified Speaker THE LAST TIME WE WERE TOGETHER, I HANDED YOU A COPY OF THE MAGAZINE WITH YOU ON THE COVER. HAVE YOU...
00:23:18 Unidentified Speaker NO, I DO NOT WANT TO. THE LAST TIME I WAS IN NEW HAMPSHIRE, I ENDED UP LOSING. I AM NOT SURE IF IT...
00:23:30 Unidentified Speaker THE LAST TIME YOU LOOK AT IT, YOU THOUGHT IT IS SILLY -- YOU GOT INNOCENTLY ABOUT YOUR MOTHER.
00:23:37 Unidentified Speaker SHE LIKED THAT PICTURE. SHE ALWAYS ENCOURAGED ME TO SMILE.
00:23:42 Unidentified Speaker WE HAVE HAD MANY PEOPLE TEARDOWN THE SWAP. WOULD YOU LIKE THE PEOPLE OF BERLIN, THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD,...
00:23:55 Unidentified Speaker HARD-HITTING JOURNALISM FROM THE LAME STREET MEDIA. THAT EXPLAINS WHY WE CAME UP WITH A NEW DISHONORS...
00:27:33 Unidentified Speaker HAVE YOU SEEN THE VIDEOTAPES OF WALTER CRONKITE THE NIGHT THE MOOD -- THE NIGHT NEIL ARMSTRONG STEPPED...
00:27:53 Unidentified Speaker IT NEVER GETS OLD. WON A SMALL FOR JOURNALISM, ONE GIANT LEAP INTO THE OBAMA TANK. OUR SECOND NOMINEE...
00:28:41 Unidentified Speaker WE KNOW THAT WHEN THE CAN MAKE A COLD THEY FEEL COLDER, BUT PRIDE MAKE A FREEZING DAY FEEL WARMER?...
00:29:06 Unidentified Speaker YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. IT IS NOT THE WIND. I SUSPECT THAT THE ONLY THING THE SIGNALS WERE THINKING...
00:30:56 Unidentified Speaker THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, BARACK OBAMA.
00:31:01 Unidentified Speaker THE AUDACITY OF HOPE HAD ITS RENDEZVOUS WITH DESTINY. THEY HAD AN AUNT DOES -- AND ENDORSEMENT. OBAMA...
00:31:25 Unidentified Speaker IT IS TIME FOR OUR WINNER. THE WINNER OF THIS COVETED OBAMAGASM AWARD IS -- THE OBAMAGASM AWARD, THE...
00:32:11 Unidentified Speaker NEVER HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE SHIVERED SO LONG WITH SUCH A JOY. FROM ABOVE EVEN THE SEGULL'S REGIONSEAGULL'S...
00:32:38 Unidentified Speaker SADLY, HE ALSO DECLINED TO BE WITH US TONIGHT TO ACCEPT HIS AWARD. I DO NOT KNOW WHY. WHEN WE CONTACTED...
00:35:28 Unidentified Speaker THANK YOU. THERE IS ALL THIS LOVE IN THE ROOM. I AM MORNING. [APPLAUSE] -- IM HORNY. [LAUGHTER] I...
00:37:15 Unidentified Speaker LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BEFORE WE BRING IN OUR NEXT SPEAKER, I HAVE TO GET RID OF A COUPLE OF THINGS...
00:42:25 Unidentified Speaker THIS WAS LIVE. I SAID YES. HE ASKED, DO YOU MEET? I THOUGHT, AT SOME TIME, THE LANDING LIGHTS WILL...
00:43:20 Unidentified Speaker THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME TO MY FAVORITE EVENING OF THE YEAR. ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME? [APPLAUSE]...
00:45:08 Unidentified Speaker NOTED THAT AMERICA IS A FRIEND OF EACH NATION AND EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND A CHILD WHO SEES A FEATURE...
00:45:20 Unidentified Speaker WANT TO GET AWAY? NOW YOU CAN, FLY SOUTHWEST FROM
00:45:25 Unidentified Speaker [LAUGHTER] THEN I THINK WE ALL CAN REMEMBER THE EXCITEMENT OF ELECTION DAY 2008. THE ANTICIPATION...
00:46:42 Unidentified Speaker AMERICA BROKE RECORDS TUESDAY IN ANTICIPATION. OUR FRIENDS AT CNN WERE ON THE SCENE LIKE TO REPEAT...
00:46:52 Unidentified Speaker THESE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WAITING PATIENTLY FOR QUITE SOME TIME. THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WHO ARE...
00:47:10 Unidentified Speaker I MET. -- FIVE MINUTES. [LAUGHTER]
00:47:32 Unidentified Speaker FOR OUR THIRD, ANOTHER QUICK CLIP. YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF THE TELEVISION SHOW "ARE YOU SMARTER THAN...
00:48:04 Unidentified Speaker IN WHICH OCEAN IS THE ISLAND LOCATED. ? A SIXTH GRADER ANSWERED THAT QUESTION. IS IT IN THE EVENT IT?...
00:48:20 Unidentified Speaker IT IS IN WHICH OCEAN, SO THAT IS RIGHT.
00:48:23 Unidentified Speaker A WHITE IS NOT IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN?
00:48:27 Unidentified Speaker RIGHT, IT IS IN THE PACIFIC.
00:48:31 Unidentified Speaker OH, WELL. OUR FOURTH VIDEO IS A RARE FIND. HOW OFTEN DO YOU SEE A LIBERAL POKE FUN AT A ANOTHER LIBERAL...
00:49:23 Unidentified Speaker GOOD EVENING, I AM KEITH. TODAY IS THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER TO HEAD A GOVERNMENT OF ANY KIND. EVEN...
00:49:57 Unidentified Speaker I AM HAPPY TO BE HERE.
00:49:59 Unidentified Speaker GIVEN HIS RACIAL TIME, SHOULD HE BE [UNINTELLIGIBLE]
00:50:06 Unidentified Speaker I HAVE NOT SEEN THE TAPE. ISN'T THAT BAD?
00:50:09 Unidentified Speaker YES.
00:50:11 Unidentified Speaker TO CONDUCT A FULL-SCALE INVESTIGATION TO HUNT DOWN AND TO FIND THE PEOPLE WHO COMMITTED THIS ACT....
00:50:24 Unidentified Speaker I AM SORRY. IS THAT THE WHOLE TAPE? I DO NOT SEE THE RACISM THERE?
00:50:33 Unidentified Speaker TO FIND THE FOLKS.
00:50:36 Unidentified Speaker FOLKS.
00:50:41 Unidentified Speaker THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY AFRICAN-
00:50:42 Unidentified Speaker REALLY? IT DID NOT HIT ME THAT WAY.
00:50:50 Unidentified Speaker WE WILL FIND BFOLKS.
00:50:57 Unidentified Speaker THEY ARE ALSO TALKING ABOUT TERRORISTS WHO ARE MIDDLE EASTERN. THEY ARE NOT BLACK.
00:51:05 Unidentified Speaker SO WE HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO IS A RACIST.
00:51:06 Unidentified Speaker THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEAN.
00:51:14 Unidentified Speaker THE SENATOR SAID WHEN A BRUTAL DICTATOR THREATENS ITS NEIGHBORS, RESPONSIBLE DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENTS...
00:51:35 Unidentified Speaker HELLO.
00:51:40 Unidentified Speaker RICHARD, AS YOU KNOW, THE ROUTE THIS CAMPAIGN, WITH THIS LATEST CELEBRATION OF ALL THINGS NOT SIT,...
00:51:53 Unidentified Speaker I AM CRITICAL OF SENATOR MCCAIN. TO SUGGEST THAT HE HAS NOT SEE SYMPATHIES' IS OUTRAGEOUS.
00:51:59 Unidentified Speaker COURAGEOUS. I SUPPOSE. IT IS NOT THE FIRST TIME I HAVE BEEN CALLED THAT. THAT STARTED IN HIGH SCHOOL...
00:52:19 Unidentified Speaker OUTRAGEOUS, NOT COURAGEOUS.
00:52:24 Unidentified Speaker THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
00:52:32 Unidentified Speaker NOT THE COUNTDOWN FOR THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD. THE SENIOR WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS ONCE AN...
00:53:36 Unidentified Speaker EVERYBODY KNOWS GEORGE BUSH IS NOT A RACIST. HE IS A JOGGER. THEY FORGOT TO MENTION THAT HITLER WAS...
00:54:57 Unidentified Speaker I IMAGINE YOU'RE GOING TO BE VOTING IN THE ELECTION. ARE YOU INVOLVED IN POLITICS? I AM LEARNING AS...
00:55:06 Unidentified Speaker HOW MANY TIMES CAN A PRESIDENT SERVE? HE CAN SERVE TWO CONSECUTIVE TERMS.
00:55:12 Unidentified Speaker HAS ANYBODY SERVED MORE?
00:55:13 Unidentified Speaker YES, KENNEDY.
00:55:16 Unidentified Speaker HOW MANY?
00:55:20 Unidentified Speaker 3 OR WHAT APPEARED KENNEDY WAS PRESIDENT FOR 16 YEARS?
00:55:24 Unidentified Speaker HE WAS PRESIDENT FOR A LONG TIME.
00:55:26 Unidentified Speaker AND THEN WHEN HAPPENED?
00:55:28 Unidentified Speaker THEN HE GOT SHOT.
00:55:29 Unidentified Speaker WHO TOOK OVER?
00:55:35 Unidentified Speaker AFTER KENNEDY WAS, TRUMAN?
00:55:36 Unidentified Speaker CHAIRMAN. WHAT ARE THE THREE BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT CALLED?
00:55:50 Unidentified Speaker CONGRESS, PARLIAMENT, AND THE EXECUTIVE --
00:55:56 Unidentified Speaker WHERE DOES PARLIAMENT MEET?
00:55:58 Unidentified Speaker AT THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES.
00:56:00 Unidentified Speaker OF THE HOUSE OF LORDS?
00:56:04 Unidentified Speaker 0 THAT IS IN ENGLAND.
00:56:06 Unidentified Speaker WHO SAID, THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR BUT FEAR ITSELF?
00:56:11 Unidentified Speaker ALL I KNEW YOU WOULD ASK THAT.
00:56:14 Unidentified Speaker WHEN WAS IT SAID?
00:56:16 Unidentified Speaker I WANT TO SAY IT WAS IN THE '40'S?
00:56:20 Unidentified Speaker THE THING THAT COMES TO MIND A IS THE ROSWELL CRASH. .
00:57:01 Unidentified Speaker WHAT WAR WAS THAT?
00:57:06 Unidentified Speaker THE COLD WAR.
00:57:11 Unidentified Speaker FIRST, AN EASY QUESTION. WHO IS RUNNING?
00:57:16 Unidentified Speaker OBAMA AND MCCAIN.
00:57:21 Unidentified Speaker WHO ARE THEY RUNNING AGAINST?
00:57:28 Unidentified Speaker PADIN AND SOME OTHER GUY.
00:57:29 Unidentified Speaker WHO IS NANCY PELOSI?
00:57:32 Unidentified Speaker A FIRST OF ALL SHE DID SOMETHING SHADY. I THINK IT WAS SOMETHING INVOLVING EMBEZZLEMENT OR SOMETHING...
00:57:40 Unidentified Speaker AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER.
00:57:42 Unidentified Speaker SHE WENT TO PRISON.
00:57:44 Unidentified Speaker WHO IS NANCY PELOSI. SHE IS FAMOUS. WHAT DID SHE DO?
00:57:50 Unidentified Speaker SHE IS THE FIRST WOMAN TO DO SOMETHING?
00:57:54 Unidentified Speaker THAT BLOWS A COUPLE OF THINGS I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT. I WAS THINKING IT WAS A GIRL WHO DID PORN,...
00:58:05 Unidentified Speaker WHO WITH THE CURRENT PRESIDENT?
00:58:07 Unidentified Speaker BLUSH.
00:58:08 Unidentified Speaker WHAT IS HIS FIRST NAME?
00:58:09 Unidentified Speaker GEORGE.
00:58:13 Unidentified Speaker I KNOW HIS MIDDLE NAME -- WASHINGTON.
00:58:17 Unidentified Speaker I HAVE TO FEEL LIKE I KNOW SOMETHING HERE. GEORGE WASHINGTON BUSH? YOU ARE SURE?
00:58:26 Unidentified Speaker YET, I AM SURE. I MIGHT BE RIGHT THOUGH. I DO NOT THINK IT IS GEORGE WILLIAM. WHAT ABOUT WATER?
00:58:36 Unidentified Speaker GEORGE WALKER? NO, THAT IS NOT THAT.
00:58:41 Unidentified Speaker ONLY 69% OF PEOPLE SURVEYED COULD NAME THE CURRENT VICE- PRESIDENT. WHO IS IT?
00:58:45 Unidentified Speaker I DO NOT KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT POLITICS.
00:58:48 Unidentified Speaker THAT IS NOT REALLY POLITICS, IT IS THE CURRENT VICE
00:58:51 Unidentified Speaker YET.
00:58:55 Unidentified Speaker LOCATE THE PRESIDENT IS WHO?
00:59:00 Unidentified Speaker UHM UH.
00:59:06 Unidentified Speaker 4 $1 MILLION, WHO IS THE CURRENT PRESIDENT?
00:59:12 Unidentified Speaker I KNOW HIS NAME, WHY CAN'T I
00:59:13 Unidentified Speaker HE IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
00:59:19 Unidentified Speaker HIS -- HIS FIRST NAME IS GEORGE.
00:59:21 Unidentified Speaker GEORGE BUSH.
00:59:24 Unidentified Speaker YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY, RIGHT? LET'S GET STARTED.
00:59:29 Unidentified Speaker HOW MANY SENATORS ARE THERE IN CONGRESS?
00:59:32 Unidentified Speaker FOUR.
00:59:36 Unidentified Speaker 70.
00:59:39 Unidentified Speaker LIKE IN ALL?
00:59:42 Unidentified Speaker YES, HOW MANY SENATORS IN THE ENTIRE CONGRESS?
00:59:45 Unidentified Speaker LIKE A MILLION. ELECTION TIME MUST BE INCREDIBLE. A MILLION PEOPLE RUNNING. IF THERE WERE TWO FOR...
00:59:58 Unidentified Speaker NO GOD, IT IS A LOT.
01:00:00 Unidentified Speaker HOW MANY STATES ARE THERE?
01:00:01 Unidentified Speaker 50.
01:00:04 Unidentified Speaker SOPHIA HAD TWO SENATORS FROM EVERY STATE, HOW MANY WOULD YOU HAVE?
01:00:07 Unidentified Speaker OVER 100.
01:00:15 Unidentified Speaker YOU HAVE OVER 100 PROOF KNOW, HOW WOULDN'T IT BE 100?
01:00:20 Unidentified Speaker I WOULD SAY OVER A HUNDRED.
01:00:25 Unidentified Speaker SOPHIA HAD 50 STATES INTO CENTERS, TWO TIMES 50 IS 100. SO THE ANSWER IS --
01:00:33 Unidentified Speaker 100.
01:00:36 Unidentified Speaker IN WHAT WAR WAS THE BATTLE OF GETTYSBURG FOUGHT?
01:00:39 Unidentified Speaker THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS?
01:00:43 Unidentified Speaker I GUESS PEOPLE HATED SO MUCH WAR BROKE OUT. WHO GAVE THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS?
01:00:47 Unidentified Speaker WE DID.
01:00:50 Unidentified Speaker MEANING THE WHO, THE AMERICANS? ONE AMERICAN IN PARTICULAR IS FAMOUS FOR THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS.
01:00:59 Unidentified Speaker BENEDICT ARNOLD.
01:01:01 Unidentified Speaker WHO FOUGHT AT THE BATTLE OF BUNKER HILL?
01:01:07 Unidentified Speaker KOREA AND AMERICA.
01:01:08 Unidentified Speaker SO CLOSE. NO.
01:01:11 Unidentified Speaker SOMETHING ABOUT THE ALAMO?
01:01:17 Unidentified Speaker SOMEBODY ALAMO -- NO. . (music)
01:01:30 Unidentified Speaker WE ARE DOOMED. I HAVE SEEN THOSE CLIPS 100 TIMES. I KEEP SAYING TO MYSELF, WE ARE DOOMED. THANK YOU,...
01:03:12 Unidentified Speaker I MUST RECOGNIZE THE WOMAN WHO QUIETLY AND SO DIPLOMATICALLY MANAGES TO CORRECT ALL OF MY MISTAKES,...
01:03:54 Unidentified Speaker THIS YEAR WE HAD ANOTHER STELLAR PANEL OF JUDGES TO REVIEW THE VIDEOS AND CAST THEIR VOTE FOR THE WINNERS....
01:07:30 Unidentified Speaker BOARD AND LIDDY, IT IS AN HONOR TO SEE YOU, SIR. [APPLAUSE]
01:07:38 Unidentified Speaker THERE ARE MANY OTHERS OF MY CANNOT SEE. I AM SORRY. IT IS TIME FOR A COUNTER-COUNTER REVOLUTION, WHAT...
01:09:58 Unidentified Speaker IT IS NO SURPRISE THAT THIS SMUG, ELITIST IMPERSONATOR CANNOT STAND SARAH PALIN. ON OCTOBER 14, 2008,...
01:10:27 Unidentified Speaker THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THE COMPARISON BETWEEN HER AND HILLARY CLINTON IS THE COMPARISON BETWEEN...
01:10:42 Unidentified Speaker ISN'T IT INTERESTING THAT SO MANY OF CHRIS MATTHEWS BAND OF ANALOGIES CONTAIN PHALLUS SYMBOLS? I...
01:12:34 Unidentified Speaker YOU KNOW, THE ONE THING THAT -- NO ONE HAS SAID THIS YET -- SHE IS VERY MEAN TO ANIMALS, THIS WOMAN....
01:12:53 Unidentified Speaker YES, THERE YOU HAVE IT. WILDLIFE CONSERVATION GUIDELINES FROM A CACKLING HAND FROM THE WEST END OF...
01:14:24 Unidentified Speaker SHE HAS DONE IT AT GREAT COST BECAUSE THE ENTIRE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION WAS POINTED TO THE SLOGAN,...
01:14:42 Unidentified Speaker OUR FINAL ANOMALY FOR THE PUMMELING PALIN AWARD IS BUILD MORE. -- IS BILL MAHER. EVERYTIME I SEE...
01:15:50 Unidentified Speaker I AM NOT SO SURE THAT IS HER BABY. THE DAUGHTER WHO WE KNOW IS FERTILE, SHE DID TAKE A FIVE MONTH...
01:16:28 Unidentified Speaker LET US GO TO WAR WINNER -- THE ENVELOPE PLEASE. I AM SO EXCITED. IT SAYS IT RIGHT HERE. THE WINNER...
01:16:59 Unidentified Speaker I AM NOT THAT CONVINCED THAT THAT IS HER BABY. IT IS NOT LIKE YOU ARE WILLING TO LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING...
01:17:22 Unidentified Speaker I JUST LIKE THE MUSIC. MERCIFULLY HE COULD NOT BE HERE TO ACCEPT THE WORD BUT JUST TO BE SURE THAT...
01:20:05 Unidentified Speaker NOT DOING IT WILL BE CATASTROPHIC. IT WILL BE EIGHT DEGREES HOTTER IN 30 OR 40 YEARS, AND BASICALLY...
01:20:25 Unidentified Speaker WELL THIS SUMMIT WILL FINALLY STICK A FORK INTO HIM. -- WELL I WISH SOMEONE WILL FINALLY STICK A FORK...
01:21:22 Unidentified Speaker WHAT YOU THINK THE BIGGEST OBSTACLE IS FOR YOU IN BECOMING PRESIDENT? THE CLINTON CAMPAIGN MACHINE...
01:21:35 Unidentified Speaker HOW ABOUT THE RACIST CLINTON CAMPAIGN MACHINE? OUR THIRD NOMINEE FOR THE HIGHLY COVETED DAN RATHER...
01:22:28 Unidentified Speaker MANY AMERICANS DRIVE PRIVATE CARS NOT MUCH SMALLER THAN THIS TRUCK AND THE RISK IS THAT THEY USE THEIR...
01:22:50 Unidentified Speaker MANY AMERICANS DRIVE PRIVATE CAR IS NOT MUCH SMALLER THAN THE STRUCTURE -- THAN THIS TRUCK.
01:22:59 Unidentified Speaker TIME FOR OUR FOURTH AND FINAL NOMINATE, AND IS A GOOD ONE. ABC'S GOOD MORNING AMERICA SNAGS A SECOND...
01:23:55 Unidentified Speaker AND NOW TO OUR SERIES, GLOBAL WARMING GLOBAL WARMING. COULD A GLOBAL WARMING WHEN THEY FORCE US INTO...
01:24:05 Unidentified Speaker AND NOW FOR THE WINNER. THE ENVELOPE PLEASE. LOOK AT THAT. AND THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S DAN RATHER...
01:24:58 Unidentified Speaker THIS IS CNN. OF COURSE, TED CANNOT BE HERE TO ACCEPT THE AWARD. HE HAS A PREVIOUSLY SCHEDULED COMMITMENT...
01:27:32 Unidentified Speaker THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR OVERLY GENEROUS INTRODUCTION THANK YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMEN....
01:32:17 Unidentified Speaker NOW WE HAVE OUR FOUR FINALISTS. NOW WAS WHEN THE FUN BEGINS. WE'RE NOT GOING TO NAME THE "OF THE YEAR....
01:34:17 Unidentified Speaker I HAVE TO TELL YOU, IS PART OF REPORTING THIS CASE, THIS ELECTION. THE FEELING MOST PEOPLE GET WHEN...
01:34:49 Unidentified Speaker NEVER HAD SO MANY PEOPLE SHIVERED SO LONG WITH SUCH JOY. FROM ABOVE, EVEN THE SEAGULLS MUST'VE BEEN...
01:34:59 Unidentified Speaker WHAT AN IDIOT. NO. 3 -- THEY PAY THIS MAN. WILL IT BE THE WINNER OF THE HALF-BAKED ALASKA AWARD FOR...
01:35:26 Unidentified Speaker I AM NOT THAT CONVINCED THAT THAT IS HER BABY. IT IS NOT AS IF THEY'RE NOT WILLING TO LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING...
01:35:33 Unidentified Speaker #4, WILL IT BE THE WINNER OF THE BAN RATHER AWARD FOR THE STUPIDEST ANALYSIS, THE ONE AND ONLY TED...
01:35:51 Unidentified Speaker NOT DOING IT WILL BE CATASTROPHIC. THE REST OF US WILL BE CANNIBALS.
01:36:00 Unidentified Speaker DO THINK THAT I COULD FIND IN NETWORK RIGHT TO JUST SAY BLE AGH? OR YOU COULD SAY JUST THE PRESIDENT....
01:36:33 Unidentified Speaker SOME PRETTY TOUGH COMPETITION. #2, ABC CANNOT BUILD WEIR? NUMBER THREE, BILL MAHER? [APPLAUSE] #4,...
01:37:33 Unidentified Speaker FOLKS WE HAVE A RUN OF TIME HERE. THIS HAS NOT HAPPENED BEFORE. USUALLY IT IS CRYSTAL CLEAR. THIS...
01:38:38 Unidentified Speaker THERE IS A DECISION, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. AND WE HAVE A FORMER ATTORNEY GENERAL HERE TO VALIDATE...
01:38:56 Unidentified Speaker I WILL TELL YOU WHAT. IT GOES TO SHOW YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE SMART TO BE ON TELEVISION. IT LOOKS LIKE...
01:39:36 Unidentified Speaker ALL RIGHT. THE MUSIC IS CUT OFF. WE WILL KEEP ON GOING. BILL MAHER 1. MY GOODNESS. IT COULD NOT...
01:45:21 Unidentified Speaker THANK YOU SO MUCH. I THINK WE CAN ALL RECALL FOR THAT MUSIC CAME FROM. YOU REMEMBER THE TELEVISION...
01:52:27 Unidentified Speaker LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT IS OUR PROGRAM. WE HAVE HAD A LOT OF FUN AT THE EXPENSE OF PEOPLE, BUT IT...

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