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YES, WE CAN HAVE A LOT OF FUN TONIGHT. THAT WAS FROM THE TIMES OF LONDON NEAR READING HIS COLUMN. ... |
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THANK YOU. BRENT BOZELL IS THE MAN. THE MEDIA CENTER DOES EXTRAORDINARY WORK. LET ME THANK ALL OF... |
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I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT IN SPITE OF REPORTING THIS CASE, IN THIS ELECTION, THE FEELING MOST PEOPLE... |
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YOU THOUGHT THAT THE THRILL UP THE LEG WAS THE FUN . IT WAS THE LAST LINE WHEN HE SAID THAT WAS AN... |
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IN MANY WAYS, IT WAS LESS A SPEECH THAN A SYMPHONY. IT MOVES QUICKLY, IT HAD A HIGH TEMPLE AT TIMES.... |
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I KNOW. I KNOW. FOR OUR THIRD NOMINEE TONIGHT, WE HAVE A TWO-FOR-ONE SPECIAL. MCNBC'S KEITH OVER... |
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FOR 42 MINUTES NOT A SOUR NOTE AND A SPELL BOMBING THREAT IN A WAY USUALLY RESERVED FOR THE CREATIONS... |
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NO, HE INSPIRES ME. TO HELL WITH MY CRITICS. IN THE BIBLE, THEY TALK ABOUT JESUS SERVING SOME PEOPLE.... |
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ALL MY. -- OMG. THEY WANTED TO SNIFF THE COURT. TIME NOW FOR OUR WINNER. THE ENVELOPE PLEASE. THANK... |
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IT IS PART OF REPORTING THIS CASE, THIS ELECTION, THE FEELING MOST PEOPLE GET WHEN THEY HEAR BARACK... |
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HOW COULD IT NOT BE CHRIS MATHIS. UNFORTUNATELY, HE COULD NOT BE WITH US TONIGHT. SAD, I KNOW. HE... |
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THANK YOU. (music) [HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD] THEY ALWAYS FORGET HUSKY MALE MODEL ON MY RESIN MADE. 10... |
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THANK YOU. THE NATIONAL "NEWS" MEDIA COURSE -- OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM THE ELAINE A STREET MEDIA,... |
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WHAT OF THE ATTACKS HAS MADE YOU ANGRY -- WHAT IS BEING SAID ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND THAT YOU WANT TO SHOUT... |
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MANY OF THE ATTACKS THAT COME FROM JOHN MCCAIN'S CAMPAIGN HAVE BEEN CONDESCENDING. ARE YOU SURPRISED... |
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HAVE YOU STOPPED TO THINK ABOUT WHAT THE OBAMA VERSION OF A SWIFT BOAT AND MIGHT BE IN THIS CAMPAIGN... |
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THE LAST TIME WE WERE TOGETHER, I HANDED YOU A COPY OF THE MAGAZINE WITH YOU ON THE COVER. HAVE YOU... |
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NO, I DO NOT WANT TO. THE LAST TIME I WAS IN NEW HAMPSHIRE, I ENDED UP LOSING. I AM NOT SURE IF IT... |
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THE LAST TIME YOU LOOK AT IT, YOU THOUGHT IT IS SILLY -- YOU GOT INNOCENTLY ABOUT YOUR MOTHER. |
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SHE LIKED THAT PICTURE. SHE ALWAYS ENCOURAGED ME TO SMILE. |
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WE HAVE HAD MANY PEOPLE TEARDOWN THE SWAP. WOULD YOU LIKE THE PEOPLE OF BERLIN, THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD,... |
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HARD-HITTING JOURNALISM FROM THE LAME STREET MEDIA. THAT EXPLAINS WHY WE CAME UP WITH A NEW DISHONORS... |
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HAVE YOU SEEN THE VIDEOTAPES OF WALTER CRONKITE THE NIGHT THE MOOD -- THE NIGHT NEIL ARMSTRONG STEPPED... |
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IT NEVER GETS OLD. WON A SMALL FOR JOURNALISM, ONE GIANT LEAP INTO THE OBAMA TANK. OUR SECOND NOMINEE... |
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WE KNOW THAT WHEN THE CAN MAKE A COLD THEY FEEL COLDER, BUT PRIDE MAKE A FREEZING DAY FEEL WARMER?... |
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YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. IT IS NOT THE WIND. I SUSPECT THAT THE ONLY THING THE SIGNALS WERE THINKING... |
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THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, BARACK OBAMA. |
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THE AUDACITY OF HOPE HAD ITS RENDEZVOUS WITH DESTINY. THEY HAD AN AUNT DOES -- AND ENDORSEMENT. OBAMA... |
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IT IS TIME FOR OUR WINNER. THE WINNER OF THIS COVETED OBAMAGASM AWARD IS -- THE OBAMAGASM AWARD, THE... |
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NEVER HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE SHIVERED SO LONG WITH SUCH A JOY. FROM ABOVE EVEN THE SEGULL'S REGIONSEAGULL'S... |
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SADLY, HE ALSO DECLINED TO BE WITH US TONIGHT TO ACCEPT HIS AWARD. I DO NOT KNOW WHY. WHEN WE CONTACTED... |
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THANK YOU. THERE IS ALL THIS LOVE IN THE ROOM. I AM MORNING. [APPLAUSE] -- IM HORNY. [LAUGHTER] I... |
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BEFORE WE BRING IN OUR NEXT SPEAKER, I HAVE TO GET RID OF A COUPLE OF THINGS... |
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THIS WAS LIVE. I SAID YES. HE ASKED, DO YOU MEET? I THOUGHT, AT SOME TIME, THE LANDING LIGHTS WILL... |
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THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME TO MY FAVORITE EVENING OF THE YEAR. ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME? [APPLAUSE]... |
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NOTED THAT AMERICA IS A FRIEND OF EACH NATION AND EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND A CHILD WHO SEES A FEATURE... |
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WANT TO GET AWAY? NOW YOU CAN, FLY SOUTHWEST FROM |
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[LAUGHTER] THEN I THINK WE ALL CAN REMEMBER THE EXCITEMENT OF ELECTION DAY 2008. THE ANTICIPATION... |
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AMERICA BROKE RECORDS TUESDAY IN ANTICIPATION. OUR FRIENDS AT CNN WERE ON THE SCENE LIKE TO REPEAT... |
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THESE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WAITING PATIENTLY FOR QUITE SOME TIME. THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WHO ARE... |
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I MET. -- FIVE MINUTES. [LAUGHTER] |
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FOR OUR THIRD, ANOTHER QUICK CLIP. YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF THE TELEVISION SHOW "ARE YOU SMARTER THAN... |
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IN WHICH OCEAN IS THE ISLAND LOCATED. ? A SIXTH GRADER ANSWERED THAT QUESTION. IS IT IN THE EVENT IT?... |
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IT IS IN WHICH OCEAN, SO THAT IS RIGHT. |
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A WHITE IS NOT IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN? |
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RIGHT, IT IS IN THE PACIFIC. |
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OH, WELL. OUR FOURTH VIDEO IS A RARE FIND. HOW OFTEN DO YOU SEE A LIBERAL POKE FUN AT A ANOTHER LIBERAL... |
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GOOD EVENING, I AM KEITH. TODAY IS THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER TO HEAD A GOVERNMENT OF ANY KIND. EVEN... |
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I AM HAPPY TO BE HERE. |
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GIVEN HIS RACIAL TIME, SHOULD HE BE [UNINTELLIGIBLE] |
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I HAVE NOT SEEN THE TAPE. ISN'T THAT BAD? |
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YES. |
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TO CONDUCT A FULL-SCALE INVESTIGATION TO HUNT DOWN AND TO FIND THE PEOPLE WHO COMMITTED THIS ACT.... |
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I AM SORRY. IS THAT THE WHOLE TAPE? I DO NOT SEE THE RACISM THERE? |
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TO FIND THE FOLKS. |
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FOLKS. |
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THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY AFRICAN- |
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REALLY? IT DID NOT HIT ME THAT WAY. |
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WE WILL FIND BFOLKS. |
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THEY ARE ALSO TALKING ABOUT TERRORISTS WHO ARE MIDDLE EASTERN. THEY ARE NOT BLACK. |
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SO WE HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO IS A RACIST. |
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THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEAN. |
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THE SENATOR SAID WHEN A BRUTAL DICTATOR THREATENS ITS NEIGHBORS, RESPONSIBLE DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENTS... |
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HELLO. |
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RICHARD, AS YOU KNOW, THE ROUTE THIS CAMPAIGN, WITH THIS LATEST CELEBRATION OF ALL THINGS NOT SIT,... |
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I AM CRITICAL OF SENATOR MCCAIN. TO SUGGEST THAT HE HAS NOT SEE SYMPATHIES' IS OUTRAGEOUS. |
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COURAGEOUS. I SUPPOSE. IT IS NOT THE FIRST TIME I HAVE BEEN CALLED THAT. THAT STARTED IN HIGH SCHOOL... |
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OUTRAGEOUS, NOT COURAGEOUS. |
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. |
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NOT THE COUNTDOWN FOR THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD. THE SENIOR WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS ONCE AN... |
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EVERYBODY KNOWS GEORGE BUSH IS NOT A RACIST. HE IS A JOGGER. THEY FORGOT TO MENTION THAT HITLER WAS... |
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I IMAGINE YOU'RE GOING TO BE VOTING IN THE ELECTION. ARE YOU INVOLVED IN POLITICS? I AM LEARNING AS... |
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HOW MANY TIMES CAN A PRESIDENT SERVE? HE CAN SERVE TWO CONSECUTIVE TERMS. |
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HAS ANYBODY SERVED MORE? |
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YES, KENNEDY. |
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HOW MANY? |
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3 OR WHAT APPEARED KENNEDY WAS PRESIDENT FOR 16 YEARS? |
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HE WAS PRESIDENT FOR A LONG TIME. |
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AND THEN WHEN HAPPENED? |
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THEN HE GOT SHOT. |
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WHO TOOK OVER? |
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AFTER KENNEDY WAS, TRUMAN? |
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CHAIRMAN. WHAT ARE THE THREE BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT CALLED? |
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CONGRESS, PARLIAMENT, AND THE EXECUTIVE -- |
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WHERE DOES PARLIAMENT MEET? |
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AT THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES. |
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OF THE HOUSE OF LORDS? |
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0 THAT IS IN ENGLAND. |
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WHO SAID, THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR BUT FEAR ITSELF? |
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ALL I KNEW YOU WOULD ASK THAT. |
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WHEN WAS IT SAID? |
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I WANT TO SAY IT WAS IN THE '40'S? |
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THE THING THAT COMES TO MIND A IS THE ROSWELL CRASH. . |
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WHAT WAR WAS THAT? |
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THE COLD WAR. |
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FIRST, AN EASY QUESTION. WHO IS RUNNING? |
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OBAMA AND MCCAIN. |
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WHO ARE THEY RUNNING AGAINST? |
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PADIN AND SOME OTHER GUY. |
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WHO IS NANCY PELOSI? |
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A FIRST OF ALL SHE DID SOMETHING SHADY. I THINK IT WAS SOMETHING INVOLVING EMBEZZLEMENT OR SOMETHING... |
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AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER. |
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SHE WENT TO PRISON. |
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WHO IS NANCY PELOSI. SHE IS FAMOUS. WHAT DID SHE DO? |
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SHE IS THE FIRST WOMAN TO DO SOMETHING? |
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THAT BLOWS A COUPLE OF THINGS I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT. I WAS THINKING IT WAS A GIRL WHO DID PORN,... |
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WHO WITH THE CURRENT PRESIDENT? |
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BLUSH. |
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WHAT IS HIS FIRST NAME? |
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GEORGE. |
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I KNOW HIS MIDDLE NAME -- WASHINGTON. |
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I HAVE TO FEEL LIKE I KNOW SOMETHING HERE. GEORGE WASHINGTON BUSH? YOU ARE SURE? |
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YET, I AM SURE. I MIGHT BE RIGHT THOUGH. I DO NOT THINK IT IS GEORGE WILLIAM. WHAT ABOUT WATER? |
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GEORGE WALKER? NO, THAT IS NOT THAT. |
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ONLY 69% OF PEOPLE SURVEYED COULD NAME THE CURRENT VICE- PRESIDENT. WHO IS IT? |
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I DO NOT KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT POLITICS. |
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THAT IS NOT REALLY POLITICS, IT IS THE CURRENT VICE |
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YET. |
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LOCATE THE PRESIDENT IS WHO? |
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UHM UH. |
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4 $1 MILLION, WHO IS THE CURRENT PRESIDENT? |
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I KNOW HIS NAME, WHY CAN'T I |
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HE IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE. |
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HIS -- HIS FIRST NAME IS GEORGE. |
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GEORGE BUSH. |
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YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY, RIGHT? LET'S GET STARTED. |
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HOW MANY SENATORS ARE THERE IN CONGRESS? |
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FOUR. |
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70. |
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LIKE IN ALL? |
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YES, HOW MANY SENATORS IN THE ENTIRE CONGRESS? |
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LIKE A MILLION. ELECTION TIME MUST BE INCREDIBLE. A MILLION PEOPLE RUNNING. IF THERE WERE TWO FOR... |
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NO GOD, IT IS A LOT. |
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HOW MANY STATES ARE THERE? |
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50. |
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SOPHIA HAD TWO SENATORS FROM EVERY STATE, HOW MANY WOULD YOU HAVE? |
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OVER 100. |
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YOU HAVE OVER 100 PROOF KNOW, HOW WOULDN'T IT BE 100? |
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I WOULD SAY OVER A HUNDRED. |
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SOPHIA HAD 50 STATES INTO CENTERS, TWO TIMES 50 IS 100. SO THE ANSWER IS -- |
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100. |
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IN WHAT WAR WAS THE BATTLE OF GETTYSBURG FOUGHT? |
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THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS? |
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I GUESS PEOPLE HATED SO MUCH WAR BROKE OUT. WHO GAVE THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS? |
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WE DID. |
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MEANING THE WHO, THE AMERICANS? ONE AMERICAN IN PARTICULAR IS FAMOUS FOR THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS. |
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BENEDICT ARNOLD. |
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WHO FOUGHT AT THE BATTLE OF BUNKER HILL? |
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KOREA AND AMERICA. |
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SO CLOSE. NO. |
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SOMETHING ABOUT THE ALAMO? |
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SOMEBODY ALAMO -- NO. . (music) |
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WE ARE DOOMED. I HAVE SEEN THOSE CLIPS 100 TIMES. I KEEP SAYING TO MYSELF, WE ARE DOOMED. THANK YOU,... |
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I MUST RECOGNIZE THE WOMAN WHO QUIETLY AND SO DIPLOMATICALLY MANAGES TO CORRECT ALL OF MY MISTAKES,... |
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THIS YEAR WE HAD ANOTHER STELLAR PANEL OF JUDGES TO REVIEW THE VIDEOS AND CAST THEIR VOTE FOR THE WINNERS.... |
| 01:07:30 |
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BOARD AND LIDDY, IT IS AN HONOR TO SEE YOU, SIR. [APPLAUSE] |
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THERE ARE MANY OTHERS OF MY CANNOT SEE. I AM SORRY. IT IS TIME FOR A COUNTER-COUNTER REVOLUTION, WHAT... |
| 01:09:58 |
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IT IS NO SURPRISE THAT THIS SMUG, ELITIST IMPERSONATOR CANNOT STAND SARAH PALIN. ON OCTOBER 14, 2008,... |
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THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THE COMPARISON BETWEEN HER AND HILLARY CLINTON IS THE COMPARISON BETWEEN... |
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ISN'T IT INTERESTING THAT SO MANY OF CHRIS MATTHEWS BAND OF ANALOGIES CONTAIN PHALLUS SYMBOLS? I... |
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YOU KNOW, THE ONE THING THAT -- NO ONE HAS SAID THIS YET -- SHE IS VERY MEAN TO ANIMALS, THIS WOMAN.... |
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YES, THERE YOU HAVE IT. WILDLIFE CONSERVATION GUIDELINES FROM A CACKLING HAND FROM THE WEST END OF... |
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SHE HAS DONE IT AT GREAT COST BECAUSE THE ENTIRE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION WAS POINTED TO THE SLOGAN,... |
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OUR FINAL ANOMALY FOR THE PUMMELING PALIN AWARD IS BUILD MORE. -- IS BILL MAHER. EVERYTIME I SEE... |
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I AM NOT SO SURE THAT IS HER BABY. THE DAUGHTER WHO WE KNOW IS FERTILE, SHE DID TAKE A FIVE MONTH... |
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LET US GO TO WAR WINNER -- THE ENVELOPE PLEASE. I AM SO EXCITED. IT SAYS IT RIGHT HERE. THE WINNER... |
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I AM NOT THAT CONVINCED THAT THAT IS HER BABY. IT IS NOT LIKE YOU ARE WILLING TO LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING... |
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I JUST LIKE THE MUSIC. MERCIFULLY HE COULD NOT BE HERE TO ACCEPT THE WORD BUT JUST TO BE SURE THAT... |
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NOT DOING IT WILL BE CATASTROPHIC. IT WILL BE EIGHT DEGREES HOTTER IN 30 OR 40 YEARS, AND BASICALLY... |
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WELL THIS SUMMIT WILL FINALLY STICK A FORK INTO HIM. -- WELL I WISH SOMEONE WILL FINALLY STICK A FORK... |
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WHAT YOU THINK THE BIGGEST OBSTACLE IS FOR YOU IN BECOMING PRESIDENT? THE CLINTON CAMPAIGN MACHINE... |
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HOW ABOUT THE RACIST CLINTON CAMPAIGN MACHINE? OUR THIRD NOMINEE FOR THE HIGHLY COVETED DAN RATHER... |
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MANY AMERICANS DRIVE PRIVATE CARS NOT MUCH SMALLER THAN THIS TRUCK AND THE RISK IS THAT THEY USE THEIR... |
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MANY AMERICANS DRIVE PRIVATE CAR IS NOT MUCH SMALLER THAN THE STRUCTURE -- THAN THIS TRUCK. |
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TIME FOR OUR FOURTH AND FINAL NOMINATE, AND IS A GOOD ONE. ABC'S GOOD MORNING AMERICA SNAGS A SECOND... |
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AND NOW TO OUR SERIES, GLOBAL WARMING GLOBAL WARMING. COULD A GLOBAL WARMING WHEN THEY FORCE US INTO... |
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AND NOW FOR THE WINNER. THE ENVELOPE PLEASE. LOOK AT THAT. AND THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S DAN RATHER... |
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THIS IS CNN. OF COURSE, TED CANNOT BE HERE TO ACCEPT THE AWARD. HE HAS A PREVIOUSLY SCHEDULED COMMITMENT... |
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR OVERLY GENEROUS INTRODUCTION THANK YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.... |
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NOW WE HAVE OUR FOUR FINALISTS. NOW WAS WHEN THE FUN BEGINS. WE'RE NOT GOING TO NAME THE "OF THE YEAR.... |
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I HAVE TO TELL YOU, IS PART OF REPORTING THIS CASE, THIS ELECTION. THE FEELING MOST PEOPLE GET WHEN... |
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NEVER HAD SO MANY PEOPLE SHIVERED SO LONG WITH SUCH JOY. FROM ABOVE, EVEN THE SEAGULLS MUST'VE BEEN... |
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WHAT AN IDIOT. NO. 3 -- THEY PAY THIS MAN. WILL IT BE THE WINNER OF THE HALF-BAKED ALASKA AWARD FOR... |
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I AM NOT THAT CONVINCED THAT THAT IS HER BABY. IT IS NOT AS IF THEY'RE NOT WILLING TO LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING... |
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#4, WILL IT BE THE WINNER OF THE BAN RATHER AWARD FOR THE STUPIDEST ANALYSIS, THE ONE AND ONLY TED... |
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NOT DOING IT WILL BE CATASTROPHIC. THE REST OF US WILL BE CANNIBALS. |
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DO THINK THAT I COULD FIND IN NETWORK RIGHT TO JUST SAY BLE AGH? OR YOU COULD SAY JUST THE PRESIDENT.... |
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SOME PRETTY TOUGH COMPETITION. #2, ABC CANNOT BUILD WEIR? NUMBER THREE, BILL MAHER? [APPLAUSE] #4,... |
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FOLKS WE HAVE A RUN OF TIME HERE. THIS HAS NOT HAPPENED BEFORE. USUALLY IT IS CRYSTAL CLEAR. THIS... |
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THERE IS A DECISION, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. AND WE HAVE A FORMER ATTORNEY GENERAL HERE TO VALIDATE... |
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I WILL TELL YOU WHAT. IT GOES TO SHOW YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE SMART TO BE ON TELEVISION. IT LOOKS LIKE... |
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ALL RIGHT. THE MUSIC IS CUT OFF. WE WILL KEEP ON GOING. BILL MAHER 1. MY GOODNESS. IT COULD NOT... |
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THANK YOU SO MUCH. I THINK WE CAN ALL RECALL FOR THAT MUSIC CAME FROM. YOU REMEMBER THE TELEVISION... |
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT IS OUR PROGRAM. WE HAVE HAD A LOT OF FUN AT THE EXPENSE OF PEOPLE, BUT IT... |
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