Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you all very, very much. Thank you all. I can't tell you how wonderful...

And that I am arrogant. Neither of these things are remotely true. I can tell you a joke to illustrate...

And Larry King looks at Saint Peter and says: "I thought you said he wasn't here."

So you see I'm not pompous. [Laughter]

Let me tell you who we conservatives are: We love people. [Applause] When we look out over the United...

We don't want to tell anybody how to live. That's up to you. If you want to make the best of yourself,...

We don't hate anybody. We don't -- I mean, the racism in this country, if you ask me, I know many...

You know why? We want the country to succeed, and for the country to succeed, its people -- its individuals...

For those of you just tuning in on the Fox News Channel or C-SPAN, I'm Rush Limbaugh and I want everyone...

Now, let me speak about President Obama for just a second. President Obama is one of the most gifted...

Have you ever called to complain about whatever they do? They say, yes, sir, yes, sir, three bags...

President Obama is so busy trying to foment and create anger in a created atmosphere of crisis, he...

Ladies and gentlemen, there ought not be any poverty except those who are genuinely ill equipped....

They don't care about paying for it. All that's just words. All that's just rhetoric paying for it...

So what liberals do, and I say this again to the -- another thing, I know people in the country are...

They're the people that hire you. They're the people that are going to give you a job. They're the...

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I have learned how to tweak liberals everywhere. I do it instinctively now. Tweak them in the media....

Remember, they covered the Lewinsky thing, so that's my -- bipartisanship occurs only after one other...

The American people -- it's a tough challenge. I admit -- I admit it's a tough challenge, but it's...

So you say how is he getting it done? Dumb down public education. Emotions. And the ongoing -- this...

And we find out they hired some liberals to entertain, but it still wasn't good enough. They hired...

But all of a sudden John Thain's thrown out. John Thain is thrown out. He's humiliated and embarrassed;...

Now let's talk about the conservative movement as it were. We, ladies and gentlemen, have challenges...

And that we needed to adapt our appeal, because, after all, what's important in politics is winning...

Conservatism -- for us to make the decision that we've got to figure out policies, to get the Walmart...

I loved it when the Soviet Union went down and the wall went down and the liberals in our country...

So as I'm flying home from lunch, I'm watching television and I see that the word has leaked out that...

Hell, no. His purpose -- and his purpose really wasn't to change theirs -- his purpose was to anoint...

Don't go the Oprah route and say gotta be friends with my parents, my kids, first and foremost. Understand...

Joe Biden, ladies and gentlemen, was watching CBS -- when did you start here? Thursday. You might...

It didn't take long for people to get fired up when they figured out that they're going to be paying...

As I say, we want the best: Happiness for everybody. Now, about my still-to-me mysteriously controversial...

Yes!

Let me add a caveat here. My friends, I know what's going on. I know what's going on. We're in the...

I mean, there's some people you can't say you want the President to fail. Ladies and gentlemen of...

In fact, for those of you watching my first national address and still hanging in there, we really...

I understand it's mutual. And I hear people -- you have made my heart grow so much that it barely...